Gulshan Grover is riding a bike at the velocity of
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>Stranger: 'Sir, can I know your name please'
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Deadly PJ's (Hindi - Indian)
Started by
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, Oct 22 2005 11:30 AM
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Posted 22 October 2005 - 11:32 AM
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guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife
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away to reduce
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instead.
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>"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.
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>The next day the man calls again and asks for the
boss.
>
>"I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."
>
>The next day he calls again and once more asks to
Speak to his boss.
>
>By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts,
"I'VE ALREADY TOLD
>YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK!
>
>WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
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>"Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing
it..."
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>A guy is traveling in a deluxe car in the desert. He
wants to take a
bath,
>but he hasn’t got a soap and there is no water
anywhere around…
>
>what can he do?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>->>He will integrate his d-lux car to get Lux + c
(constant of
integration)
>Using the lux soap he will take bath in the ‘c’.
>
>
>
>one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile
>his call gets cross connected to some other lady.They
still keep on
>talking..they start liking each other..and finally
they get married.
>what MORAL do u get???
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>ek baar teen ants jarahi thee.......
>to unhein cheenee(sugar) ki bori milti hie to pahlee
do cheenti to
usmein
>se
>cheenee ke dane utha leti hei but ek nahi uthati
batao kyu ...........
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>use sugar ki beemari thee
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>A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the
operator twice.
>
>
>:-(
>
>Guess why ?
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>because there it was written "Number dial karne se
pehele do lagae"
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>
>
>
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>a sardar goes to movie with 17 sardars
>why?????????????
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whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor
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Posted 22 October 2005 - 02:46 PM
These jokes look more like the ones that are circulated around in email. I never received any of them, and it's just as well because I don't like them.
No offense Tommy_Vercetti, but I personally feel you can contribute more to the forum than PJs (Poor Jokes). Scrolling down for each joke is annoying and there's too much of blank space in the jokes. You could have removed that AND the crazy sentences like 'socho' and 'Let's C if you can solve this one'. That way, you could have put all of them in one single post. It's not the number of posts that count ... it's the size & the matter. I don't know if this forum has post count, but if it does, I'm not too sure that the moderators will appreciate such posts.
Just some advice... nothing personal.
No offense Tommy_Vercetti, but I personally feel you can contribute more to the forum than PJs (Poor Jokes). Scrolling down for each joke is annoying and there's too much of blank space in the jokes. You could have removed that AND the crazy sentences like 'socho' and 'Let's C if you can solve this one'. That way, you could have put all of them in one single post. It's not the number of posts that count ... it's the size & the matter. I don't know if this forum has post count, but if it does, I'm not too sure that the moderators will appreciate such posts.
Just some advice... nothing personal.
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Posted 22 October 2005 - 04:18 PM
Hi Abhiram...its nice to see tht someone took interest in these.
Thanx for suggestion. I wud edit some of it.
The posts in this section does not count...thts why i dont think Mods wud hav any problem coz this is not spamming....Anyway,if there is anything wrong wid da post...mods go ahead and deleate it....Abhiram thanx once again
Thanx for suggestion. I wud edit some of it.
The posts in this section does not count...thts why i dont think Mods wud hav any problem coz this is not spamming....Anyway,if there is anything wrong wid da post...mods go ahead and deleate it....Abhiram thanx once again
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Posted 08 February 2008 - 09:33 AM
Don't think so. At least one mod it looking at it, and I am waiting for you to edit these posts.Hi Abhiram...its nice to see tht someone took interest in these.
Thanx for suggestion. I wud edit some of it.
The posts in this section does not count...thts why i dont think Mods wud hav any problem coz this is not spamming....Anyway,if there is anything wrong wid da post...mods go ahead and deleate it....Abhiram thanx once again
I would also like people to respect the forum politeness rules : speak English inside the forum topics.
So, I will wait a couple of days, and then, the non-modified posts, as well as the non-english posts, will be removed. And, yes, tommy, precisely because these posts count for zero credits, I have no metaphysical problem while removing them.
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great job done
Deadly PJ's (Hindi - Indian)
Tommy what you realy have is a good sense of humor cause I did not find any waste pj here. Kudos to you .. It had some pj's that I had not read before..
All in all a grat collection
Abrahim it will help you to develop some sense of humor !!
-porush jain
Deadly PJ's (Hindi - Indian)
Tommy what you realy have is a good sense of humor cause I did not find any waste pj here. Kudos to you .. It had some pj's that I had not read before..
All in all a grat collection
Abrahim it will help you to develop some sense of humor !!
-porush jain
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Posted 08 January 2010 - 06:03 PM
Volume Of a MANDeadly PJ's (Hindi - Indian)
What is The Volume Of A Person...Who Lost His All Memory...???
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Posted 12 January 2010 - 07:48 PM
what can a raavan do in one locked ram ? That ram cannot?!!!!!Deadly PJ's (Hindi - Indian)
what can a raavan do in one locked ram ? That ram cannot?!
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Posted 05 May 2010 - 10:34 AM
Laloo Prasad YadavDeadly PJ's (Hindi - Indian)
At a bar in New York the man to the Laloos left tells the bartender, "Johnnie Walker, Single"
and the mans companion says, "Jack Daniels, Single".
The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "And you sir ?"
Laloo replies " Laloo Yadav, married"
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Posted 21 November 2010 - 06:55 PM
Crazzy sardarDeadly PJ's (Hindi - Indian)Replying to tommy_vercetti
awesome dude..!!
ohkk now Tell me... Ek Admi ne sardar ke kan main kya kaha jo woh on d spot mar gaya..??
think
a liitle bit more... Don't forget he is a sardar
ABE DHISHKYAUUN...!!
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