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[hazemmostafa]

Hello ,

Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for¿
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date

Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up
my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap

Thank you

[Aniki]

Very good jokes! I especially liked number 2 I think, despite the use of chatspeak ('u'). I find it absolutely hilarious how marriage has inspired so many over the ages.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
Mae West
US movie actress (1892 - 1980)

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
Clint Eastwood
US movie actor & director (1930 - )

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Rita Rudner
US comedian

A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant

And of course there's the quote in my signature .

[Boeing]

Very funny. I like all those jokes. Especially the second one is really funny.

[Tsubakipie]

Same the second one was funny

[whizkid]

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Edited by whizkid, 29 May 2007 - 09:01 PM.