Jump to content



Welcome to AstaHost - Dear Guest , Please Register here to get Your own website. - Ask a Question / Express Opinion / Reply w/o Sign-Up!

Toggle shoutbox Shoutbox Open the Shoutbox in a popup

@  agyat : (23 May 2013 - 01:23 AM) Wow! Mr. Sb Back Home.
@  OpaQue : (23 May 2013 - 12:44 AM) Ting
@  OpaQue : (24 April 2013 - 02:44 PM) I guess, Time to run Mycent script.
@  OpaQue : (24 April 2013 - 02:43 PM) wow.. not much spam. except habatt posting lot of links.. :P
@  yordan : (23 April 2013 - 01:04 PM) You're welcome, agyat. Nice to have been helpful. Second lesson: try full words, "you" instead of "EW".
@  agyat : (23 April 2013 - 05:03 AM) @YORDAN: tHANK EW FOR YOUR FIRST LESSON.   :D
@  yordan : (22 April 2013 - 09:43 PM) @agyat : "why don't you help me", or "please help me", or "please teach us"
@  yordan : (22 April 2013 - 09:42 PM) welcome back, velma
@  velma : (22 April 2013 - 07:51 AM) **yawns** Good to be back, wonder what is going on here :)
@  agyat : (22 April 2013 - 03:50 AM) Oh! so, why don't help me learn english..
@  yordan : (21 April 2013 - 08:38 PM) The goal mentioned by shiu : "learning english, learning computer"
@  agyat : (21 April 2013 - 06:31 PM) WHAT GOAL?
@  yordan : (20 April 2013 - 10:39 AM) yes, that's our goal. simultaneouly learning English and teaching/learning computer using.
@  shiyu : (20 April 2013 - 07:30 AM) learning english,learning computer
@  yordan : (19 April 2013 - 01:11 PM) Oh, I see, it's just a trick in order to force people looking at your texte. Somehow smart, maybe.
@  agyat : (19 April 2013 - 02:54 AM) And of course I know it is not SEO friendly.
@  agyat : (19 April 2013 - 02:52 AM) There may be two possible answers for that ....


1) Shout was posted using mobile keypad.

2) To force people read content carefully and/or with more concentration.
@  agyat : (19 April 2013 - 02:49 AM) There may be two possible answers for that ....
@  yordan : (18 April 2013 - 09:35 PM) however, why this mixing of capital letters in the middle of your text?
@  agyat : (18 April 2013 - 11:10 AM) false feelings.

Photo
- - - - -

Jokes About Immigrance

Started by Helios, Oct 19 2004 05:54 AM

  • This topic is locked This topic is locked
8 replies to this topic

#1 Helios

Helios

    Newbie [ Level 1 ]

  • Members
  • 2 posts

Posted 19 October 2004 - 05:54 AM

Immigration control:

-Name?
-Abdul Saiid Wahad...
-Sex?
-Four times a week...
-No, no - male, female?
-Male, female, sometimes camel...


And another one:

Immigration control:

-Name?
-Abdul Saiid Wahad...
-Sex?
-Yes, please...

Notice from infamousflame:
These are in very bad taste, don't post something like this again.

Edited by infamousflame, 15 July 2005 - 03:31 PM.

#2 [ODST]Da Man

[ODST]Da Man

    Newbie [ Level 1 ]

  • Members
  • 2 posts

Posted 19 October 2004 - 09:41 PM

dude thats not that funny ok.

#3 lhunath

lhunath

    Premium Member

  • [HOSTED]
  • 224 posts
  • Location:Belgium
  • Interests:1. Webdesign (XHTML - CSS - PHP)<br />2. Graphics Design (Photoshop)<br />3. Programming (Java)<br />4. Writing (http://lhunath.deviantart.com)<br />5. Thinking<br />6. Being Lazy<br /><br />Poking people. Preferably with a twig.

Posted 19 October 2004 - 11:21 PM

I second that :)

#4 marijnnn

marijnnn

    Premium Member

  • [HOSTED]
  • 336 posts

Posted 20 October 2004 - 07:10 AM

then what are you laughing about lhunath! you vlaams blokker! hehe. :)

#5 lhunath

lhunath

    Premium Member

  • [HOSTED]
  • 224 posts
  • Location:Belgium
  • Interests:1. Webdesign (XHTML - CSS - PHP)<br />2. Graphics Design (Photoshop)<br />3. Programming (Java)<br />4. Writing (http://lhunath.deviantart.com)<br />5. Thinking<br />6. Being Lazy<br /><br />Poking people. Preferably with a twig.

Posted 20 October 2004 - 09:05 AM

Lol! His ignorance, I recon. *whistle* :)
Vlaams block my arsche.

#6 marijnnn

marijnnn

    Premium Member

  • [HOSTED]
  • 336 posts

Posted 20 October 2004 - 09:15 AM

i second that. :)

#7 Bigyan

Bigyan

    Member - Active Contributor

  • Members
  • 80 posts

Posted 25 October 2004 - 05:35 PM

Should I laugh ?? :)

This silly joke SUCKS !! :) :P

#8 Guest_j-rocc_*

Guest_j-rocc_*
  • Guests

Posted 23 February 2005 - 11:40 PM

yeah thats not to funny

#9 Guest_iGuest-tikura_*

Guest_iGuest-tikura_*
  • Guests

Posted 18 November 2008 - 08:49 PM

that ain
Jokes About Immigrance

That was the dumbest joke ever get it
Don't ever tell a joke like that again
Man that was hecksa boring. DUDE

-reply by tikura
Back to Jokes and Humor


0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users

  1. Open Discussion & Free Web Hosting
  2. → General Discussion
  3. → Life Talk (No post counts! Sub forums may have post count)
  4. → Entertainment
  5. → Jokes and Humor
  6. Rules