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Laos
post Mar 16 2006, 11:52 AM
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1. Invest

2. Become a political Figure

3. Run a rich company

4. Work with the Mafia

5.Capture a robber/cirminal Mastermind

6. collect fruad donations for doing charity things

7. Work for a famous buisnessman

8. Rob a bank

9. Steal Jewlery

10. Lead Information to Osuma Bin Laden's Location ( Information gets u 25 million WOOT WOOT)

or some other terrorist leader
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post Mar 16 2006, 03:03 PM
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OK, let's see which are the best.

Number one, investing. Probably one of the most profitable choices, but not so secure. I can now invest in EA Games, but they could bankrupt tomorrow!
Number two.. Not really, politicians are usually disgusting, or get killed because they aren't biggrin.gif
Number three - yeah, it might seem nice, but imagine all the stuff you would have to do sad.gif
Four is really not safe, unless you don't mind dying or spending the rest of your life in jail
Five involves being a policeman or a detective or someone very brave (and stupid) - chances of death - 73.47%
Six is I must say to silly, people aren't that generous for you to become a millionaire
Seven is almost the same as three
Eight is liek four
Nine also
Ten is like five

You see, there is no perfect way to become a millionaire. Just go with the flow. I don't think Bill Gates had option number 3 in his mind when he was little biggrin.gif
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post Mar 16 2006, 10:41 PM
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Fastest, easiest way: Go to Romania, where the exchange rate for their currency (leu) is 33,000 leu = 1 USD. You just need about 35 USD to get $1,024,307 leu. There, you're a millionaire.

But you'll have to exchange before Jan 1, 2007, because they're gonna replace it with the New Leu soon, which has more value.
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post Feb 27 2007, 06:26 PM
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Yea but you wouldn't really be a millionaire in that country or would you...? Plus it's kinda pointless because you'd want to be a millionaire in dollars.
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post Feb 27 2007, 11:12 PM
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1. Invest---SOLID!
2. Become a political Figure---Sadly that's true sad.gif
3. Run a rich company---GREAT!!!
4. Work with the Mafia---Haha I've known to many people who tried that and got killed.
5.Capture a robber/cirminal Mastermind---Yeah get killed before you do.
6. collect fruad donations for doing charity things---Chances are your get busted sooner or later.
7. Work for a famous buisnessman.---Yeah, I guess,
8. Rob a bank---Short lasting.
9. Steal Jewlery---Easier said than done. It'll only last you so long, need a good continual cash flow.
10. Lead Information to Osuma Bin Laden's Location ( Information gets u 25 million WOOT WOOT)
or some other terrorist leader---Good luck.
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post Feb 27 2007, 11:48 PM
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1. Invest - I do that with stock but I'm no millionaire (yet at least)
2. Become a political Figure - Ya but you loose all of the poeple that respect you
3. Run a rich company - It is risky as good companies take lost of work to make. Better off inveting in a rich comany. Who knows if you buy enough stock you run part of it.
4. Work with the Mafia - True, they are the best way to make money but very risking. One mess up and you and your family are dead sad.gif
5.Capture a robber/cirminal Mastermind - Or become one lol wink.gif
6. collect fruad donations for doing charity things - Now that is just messed up. Don't even think about doing this unless you have no conscience.
7. Work for a famous buisnessman - Like Bloomberge lol. He will make you millions if you know how to help him.
8. Rob a bank - Or a Cassino, Now your on the most wanted. I guess the topic is how to make a million not how to make it in a trusted way. Now you won't be able to spend it eather because eveyone knows who you are and what you did.
9. Steal Jewlery - Same as #8
10. Lead Information to Osuma Bin Laden's Location ( Information gets u 25 million WOOT WOOT). How much information? His location or where he is planning to attack next?

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post May 23 2007, 10:21 PM
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Or write a book about a diet, that seems to work if it has a good enough name. But yeah every way has a risk associated with it, nothing's perfect, otherwise everyone would be doing it.
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post Nov 24 2007, 10:58 PM
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Pyramid schemes are pretty great way to get rich. Tell people they can get rich by joining your program. Then when they join tell them to make their dollars they have to get other people to join your program. Writing a get rich quick book works great too. Simply write a book telling people exactly what you did to get them to buy the very book they're reading. Thats usually all get rich quick books do.
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post Nov 25 2007, 08:43 AM
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Problem with writing a book is
first --- the time to do it
then -- how to get it in the right hands
then -- the cost to publish (some do it themselves)
then -- the cost to distribute it
then -- the cost to promote it
by now your probably broke -----
and so far you haven't even had anyone buy it ----

the real way to get rich with a book is to get Oprah to like it

then "you've got it made in the shade" ha ha

good luck
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post Nov 26 2007, 01:05 AM
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QUOTE(Laos @ Mar 16 2006, 05:52 AM) *
1. Invest

I guess this would work, but it requires some knowledge and more luck.
QUOTE(Laos @ Mar 16 2006, 05:52 AM) *
2. Become a political Figure

This could also work, but you need to keep your self-esteem high, which can be hard.
QUOTE(Laos @ Mar 16 2006, 05:52 AM) *
3. Run a rich company

More like develop a rich company. Microsoft didn't come to what it was right now in a week. It takes time. And hard work.
QUOTE(Laos @ Mar 16 2006, 05:52 AM) *
4. Work with the Mafia

I don't even know what that is.
QUOTE(Laos @ Mar 16 2006, 05:52 AM) *
5.Capture a robber/cirminal Mastermind

It's much too risky because they'll get their friends to gang up on you and possibly kill you.
QUOTE(Laos @ Mar 16 2006, 05:52 AM) *
6. collect fruad donations for doing charity things

This is illegal and won't work anyways.
QUOTE(Laos @ Mar 16 2006, 05:52 AM) *
7. Work for a famous buisnessman

Yes, well you have to sell yourself enough to get hired.
QUOTE(Laos @ Mar 16 2006, 05:52 AM) *
8. Rob a bank

Ha ha ha. Very funny.
QUOTE(Laos @ Mar 16 2006, 05:52 AM) *
9. Steal Jewlery

Shouldn't we use honest tactics in trying to become rich?
QUOTE(Laos @ Mar 16 2006, 05:52 AM) *
10. Lead Information to Osuma Bin Laden's Location ( Information gets u 25 million WOOT WOOT)

Now this would be really easy...NOT!

The best way to become a millionaire is to put a substantial amount of your net income in a high-interest savings account in order to let it accumulate money over the years. This is the safest, most efficient and most logical way.
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