 Random Chuck Norris Facts, Funny. Check it out |
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 Aug 19 2005, 01:24 PM
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Newbie [ Level 1 ]  Group: Members Posts: 1 Joined: 19-August 05 Member No.: 7,952  |
QUOTE In his spare time, Chuck Norris breeds thoroughbred horses by manually inseminating the females with his own semen.
Ask not what Chuck Norris will do for a Klondike bar, ask what the Klondike bar will do for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris ruins the endings of Harry Potter books for children who just bought one for the hell of it. When they start crying Chuck Norris calmly says, "I'll give you something to cry about," and roundhouse kicks them in the face. Chuck Norris has every copy of National Geographic in his basement. He also has the ability to lift every single one of them at once. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane". The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided. In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck killed that man. Source:http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php This post has been edited by microscopic^earthling: Aug 21 2005, 03:23 AM |
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Aug 19 2005, 04:52 PM
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Member [ Level 2 ] Group: Members Posts: 56 Joined: 17-August 05 Member No.: 7,907 |
I may not be a moderator. But it is small thinking like yours that causes people to in up fighting each other. Yet I dont care for chuck norris either in fact cant stand bruse lee either. But you do have the right to think how you want. But pleas leave it at home. Here we are ment to help each other and have fun their no room for small minds.
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Aug 20 2005, 08:25 AM
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Newbie [ Level 1 ] Group: Members Posts: 2 Joined: 20-August 05 Member No.: 7,968 |
I believe it is customary to use [quote] tags for words that are not of your own. Besides, what did Chuck Norris ever do to you?
 Granted that he may be a sell-out, but who else can you name that has made it to Hollywood with just his talent for butt-kickin' moves? I say no one. Who gets to make an infomercial with a beautiful model when he's well over 50's--Chuck Norris can. Who actually has a TV show AND sings his own theme song? WWCND--that's What would Chuck Norris Do... |
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