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post Sep 30 2007, 03:34 AM
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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl
(L: is Lawyer, P: is Polishman)
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well, until one day
he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
L: Have you any grounds?
P: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
L: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
P: It made of concrete.
L: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
P: No, we have carport, and not need one.
L: I mean. What are your relations like?
P: All my relations still in Poland.
L: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
P: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
L: Does your wife beat you up?
P: No, I always up before her.
L: Is your wife a nagger?
P: No, she white.
L: Why do you want this divorce?
P: She going to kill me.
L: What makes you think that?
P: I got proof.
L: What kind of proof?
P: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover"


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post Sep 30 2007, 11:35 PM
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you gotta love puns : )
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post Oct 1 2007, 05:02 AM
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This is a funny one, usually when reading jokes I can imagine the end, but this time you got me, didn't thought anything like that ;-D
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post Oct 6 2007, 08:02 PM
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Hahaha I agree, I usually can foresee the end but didn't see that coming, funny funny stuff!
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