A desperate member of AstaHost
Wanted points, but had nothing much new to post
If his score got too low
His website would go
And be there forever a cyberghost

Getting low on points?
Post your dedication to AstaHost poetry here to bump up your wordcount and amuse the rest of us at the same time.

I cannot even determine what I love most,
About this brilliant website named AstaHost,
A community that welcomes all,
And helps each other so we may never fall,
I know that unlike I,
AstaHost will never die

My danged little sister is meant to be
Preparing a site on the 'net just for me
But she spends all day chatting
On forums and that thing
Called Asta; it's some kind of community.

Everyone here is so blessed
That they use astahost which is the best
Since I've been here I've been impressed
So quickly they aproved my hosting request

All you have to do is post
to become part of the perfect host
The great, the awesome Astahost!


This post has been edited by Running With Scissors: Oct 5 2008, 04:40 AM

My sister just delivered a baby,
but my site will never get finished maybe,
If i will die tonight,
my friends will get into a fight.
So big fight it will be,
That all Astahost members will perish into thin air!
Astahost isn't a host,
It's your friend!
I'm lovin' it! XD

Is this poetry ?
Is this spam ?
Should I post here ?
Or should I
move this to the
spam and Junk ?
Oh yeah !

"Ode to Astahost"

Geocities was the place for me,
Til it got overrun with banner and ad.
It was time to leave you see,
Yahoo's hosting had made me mad.

My sister began using one and one,
She said she liked it, it was fun.
It worked for her, she had the money,
But I was broke: no cash, no funny!

So onto the internet I went with haste,
To find free hosting, no time to waste.
Stumbled upon Astahost, did I...
Using forums to learn and reply,
Webhosting with a good ideas and great taste!

So after a while I began to post,
Credits to be had, and I made the most;
Of what I knew, and where to post them
When I had enough credits, they gave a site to SKEMB!

Thanks Astahost for giving me this space,
To have fun and have room for my peeps...
Yahoo! Geocities gives me the creeps,
And now I have this site to rub in their face!