Actually our school is so horible, most of the below quotes were used by our teachers. A friend of mine had a record of all those.

# Inside the Class:
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* (Facing the Board) Dont talk in front of my back.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the airforce come in (Physics Teacher).
* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
* Shhh... quiet, boys... the principal just passed away in the corridor.
* You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class...)
* Close the doors of the windows please... I have winter in my nose today.
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.
* Take 5cm wire of any length.
* shhh... quite, the principal is rotating in the school.

# About family:
* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)

# At the ground:
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the ball.

# To a boy, angrily:
* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?

# Giving a punishment:
* You, rotate the ground four times...
* You, go and under-stand the tree...
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late - say YES or NO... (?)

#Sir at his best:
*Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school (to that boy):
"Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"

Wasnt those really good, I was laughing for nearly 20 mins after I read them, how about you?

I seriously want to just put the word "LOL" here to complete the irony but what the heck. It's gonna be a waste of bandwidth no?

I didn't really get it at first but later it started making sense heh. I have no favorites for these few though, they're all funny in a way

I didn't laugh, but it certainly cracked a smile.

"The principal just passed away?" That has to be my favourite.

WOW

And again WOW.

It's amazing just how thoughtless a teacher can be!

I've got a few at my school who might say some of these things.

Not that these aren't funny but isn't there a Brocke's or Weiner or some brain area damage where this is true?