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 Jul 16 2007, 09:08 AM
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Newbie [ Level 1 ]  Group: Members Posts: 0 Joined: 16-July 07 Member No.: 23,387  |
Whats the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?
A drunk driver will go right through a stop sign while a stoned driver will sit at it and wait for it to turn green. |
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Jul 16 2007, 07:35 PM
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Premium Member Group: Members Posts: 257 Joined: 29-November 04 From: Marietta, GA Member No.: 1,561 |
QUOTE(canadian1971 @ Jul 16 2007, 05:08 AM)  Whats the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver? A drunk driver will go right through a stop sign while a stoned driver will sit at it and wait for it to turn green. Hey, That's not true, I wait for the stop sign to turn green with puple spots.  And if I wait long enough, it will soon do it, at least for me... 
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Aug 17 2007, 01:53 AM
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Member - Active Contributor Group: Members Posts: 91 Joined: 18-May 07 Member No.: 22,008 |
If the SEALS have the motto: 'No guts, No glory'
and the MARINES have the motto: 'No pain, No gain' then what does a Security guard have as a motto? Spoiler: NO ID, NO ENTRY |
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Sep 30 2007, 11:36 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 128 Joined: 12-February 05 From: St. Louis, MO Member No.: 2,612 |
you sure that bud ain't wet?
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