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10 Funny Quotes From Irc - A short list of funny quotes. | ||
Discussion by darkranger with 13 Replies.
Last Update: August 31, 2005, 12:23 am | |||
*Note the following quotes are not written by me nor modified, doing so breaks the originality of them. I simply found them and I am sharing them to you.
#1
<MasterG> .....................................................................
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<judas> where's pacman when you need him?
#2
<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
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<Ouroboros> Whoops
#3
<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind
#4
<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado
#5
<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%
#6
<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...
#7
<Sonium> someone speak python here?
<lucky> HHHHHSSSSSHSSS
<lucky> SSSSS
<Sonium> the programming language
#8
<Mendo> lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
<spitfire> haha mendo
<spitfire> take a screen shot
<spitfire> wait
<spitfire> that made no sense
#9
<DigiGnome> Real life should have a !"#$ search function, or something.
<DigiGnome> I need my socks.
#10
<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?
Thu Aug 18, 2005 Reply New Discussion
Thu Aug 18, 2005 Reply New Discussion
endless irc quotes, good times. The page with the top __ is awesome ones
Thu Aug 18, 2005 Reply New Discussion
P.S How did u do the inverted b?
Thu Aug 18, 2005 Reply New Discussion
~Viz
Thu Aug 18, 2005 Reply New Discussion
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<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)
This one is sooooo good
Fri Aug 19, 2005 Reply New Discussion
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<NES> lol<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back ****er"
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<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother ****er
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<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can ****?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/
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docsigma2000: jesus christ mandocsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in ****ing EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our ****ing phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! **** **** ****
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)
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<MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike<goatboy> what?
<MooseOnDaLoose> *****.
<goatboy> er?
<MooseOnDaLoose> *****.
<goatboy> and?
<MooseOnDaLoose> *****.
<goatboy> ...
<MooseOnDaLoose> *****.
<goatboy> i dont get it
<MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<goatboy> bastard
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<LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder<LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
<LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
<LordChewy> "i know dad"
<LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
<LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C:Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"
<LordChewy> and he just shut up
<kingKahn> what is it?
<LordChewy> its his porn folder
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<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
<Aero> he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)
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<studdud> what the **** is wtfQUOTE
<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.QUOTE
<@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now<@Sony> ...........
<@Sony> TMI TMI TMI
<@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
<Malpine> Thanks for the info
<@David> eh?
<@David> damn i meant PAID
<@David> I get PAID today
<@David> dammit
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<Fenris> My mom found me perusing bash.org and looking up quotes about incest, and was like OMG!<Fenris> Now she actually goes there regularly to make sure there aren't any new text words that have been searched for
<Fenris> I saw her looking at the site yesterday, and was like, "WTF??"
<Fenris> And she said she was just checking to see what kind of stuff I look at online.
<Fenris> I swear, someday I'm just going to rape that *****.
<ctone> ...
<ctone> now theres a quote for bash.org
<Fenris> Don't you ****ing dare.
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<Stormrider> I should bomb something<Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
<Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
<Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
*** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe
<FBI> We saw it anyway.
*** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )
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<Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.<zeep> rapc?
<Batty> ...
<Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
<zeep> oic
<Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e
<zeep> wtf is erap?
* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall
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<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough.
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(morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct?(alec_eso): 1, morganj
(morganj): bastard.
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<born1986> why the **** isn't my disc drive working<born1986> i ****ing worked on that essay for three friggin' hours in school
<born1986> i now i cant finish it 'cos my ****in drive ain't working
<Z00ass> you got the right drivers?
<born1986> hell yes
<born1986> it was working fine yesterday
<born1986> why does this **** always happen to me?
<Z00ass> maybe that little clip on the side is i nthe wrong position
<born1986> i havent touched it since school
<born1986> i'm growing impatient
<born1986> ANGRY even
<Z00ass> throw that **** out tha window
. . .
<born1986> OMG i ****in did it!!!
<born1986> ****!!!!!
<Z00ass> it works?
<born1986> no, i threw it out the window
<Z00ass> the disk?
<born1986> NO the whole drive
<born1986> i live on the 6th floor, made a nice *smash*
<Z00ass>
<born1986> **** **** ****
<born1986> THE DISK WAS STILL INSIDE
<born1986> brb
. . .
<born1986> ****
<Z00ass> what? did ya break it?
<born1986> well i couldn't open the drive
<born1986> so i had to pound it against a rock
<Z00ass>
<born1986> quite HARD
<born1986> and you know what?
<born1986> that ****ing disk wasnt even there
<Z00ass> ???
<born1986> i got so mad i threw the remaiders of the drive on to the freeway
<born1986> and when i got back upstairs i foud the disk inside my bag
<Z00ass> lol
<born1986> I NEVER EVEN PUT IT IN THE DRIVE
<born1986> i'm actually cryin right now
. . .
<born1986> wonder if i could make that drive work again
<born1986> brb
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<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert<@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
<@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
<@Chin^> there is no justice in the world...
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<kyourek> There was a 23% drop in temperature.<nappyjallapy> That's almost 25%!
<kyourek> ... That was one of the most worthless comments I've ever heard.
Fri Aug 19, 2005 Reply New Discussion
Fri Aug 19, 2005 Reply New Discussion
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BinLaden9151: helloXprezbushX: who is this
BinLaden9151: osama
XprezbushX: thats a funny name
BinLaden9151: at least its not bush lol
XprezbushX: shut up
BinLaden9151: did u get my message
XprezbushX: whut message
BinLaden9151: u know, my message
BinLaden9151: it wuz delivered by airmail
BinLaden9151: right into ur trade towers
XprezbushX: shut up that wasnt funny
BinLaden9151: lol
XprezbushX: SHUT UP!!!! :X
BinLaden9151: r u mad
XprezbushX: yah
BinLaden9151: why??????
XprezbushX: u messed with my country
BinLaden9151: well now u know how i feel
XprezbushX: whut do u mean
BinLaden9151: other countries and forces hurt my people all the time
XprezbushX: hello!!! whut duz that have 2 do with us
BinLaden9151: like u give guns and money and missiles and stuff 2 a lot of those people
XprezbushX: oic
XprezbushX: but ur terrorists, how can u speak out against violence
BinLaden9151: jeez u label anybody who goes against injustice a terrorist
BinLaden9151: i bet if u were picking on my little brother and i punched u youd start screaming TERRORIST! TERRORIST!
XprezbushX: i never touched ur little brother
XprezbushX: besides there r other, more civilized ways 2 battle injustice
BinLaden9151: ur missing the point
XprezbushX: whutz the point anyway
BinLaden9151: i love my people like brothers and ur military is all up in our holy land!!! 1
BinLaden9151: its pissing us off
XprezbushX: whatever dude
XprezbushX: is that all
BinLaden9151: no
BinLaden9151: another thing is, imperialistic american globalization is a raging torrent thats going to wash away our borders, our cultures and our identities
XprezbushX: whut do u mean
BinLaden9151: im afraid that tomorrow im going to wake up and see a mcdonalds next to my mosque
BinLaden9151: and ur troops will be like, relax yall, just have a happy meal!!
XprezbushX: so whut r u wearing
BinLaden9151: ???
XprezbushX: sorry wrong window lol
BinLaden9151: lol
XprezbushX: ok so whut were u saying
BinLaden9151: like
BinLaden9151: basically
BinLaden9151: a lot of all the jets and tanks and gunships that terrorize us might as well be painted red, white and blue
XprezbushX: a/s/l
BinLaden9151: ???
XprezbushX: sorry wrong window again
BinLaden9151: WHY DONT EVER LISTEN TO ME!!
BinLaden9151: THE ONLY WAY I CAN GET THROUGH TO U IS BY BLOWING SOMETHING UP!!
XprezbushX: hello r u there
BinLaden9151: YESS!!
XprezbushX: u started all this anyway
BinLaden9151: did not!
XprezbushX: u did too!
BinLaden9151: u started it!!
XprezbushX: lalalala
XprezbushX: i cant hear u
BinLaden9151: i will make ur life a living hell
XprezbushX: haha ur acting like a 13 year old girl who just got her phone taken away
BinLaden9151: shut up
BinLaden9151: ur immature
XprezbushX: no u r
BinLaden9151: i know u r but what am i
XprezbushX: LALALALALALALA
XprezbushX: cant hear u
BinLaden9151: SHUT UP
XprezbushX: NO U SHUT UP
XprezbushX: relax, have a happy meal lol
BinLaden9151: ARRRGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!11
XprezbushX: i think our blind rage is obscuring solutions--can we set aside our feelings and just talk about this like civilized humans??
Previous message was not received by BinLaden9151 because of error: User BinLaden9151 is not available.
Fri Aug 19, 2005 Reply New Discussion
Fri Aug 19, 2005 Reply New Discussion
QUOTE (Jeigh)
Haha whenever I get bored at work I often roam bash's pages, good times to be had there haha. Some hilarious ones if you look long enoughI have to check that out, I often get bored when I am just online, doing nothing, I could use some humor in my life.
Sat Aug 20, 2005 Reply New Discussion
I agree that bash is a good site. Nice when you are moody. I still can't help laugh at that pong.
Tue Aug 30, 2005 Reply New Discussion
Too bad the school's network won't let me have IRC *sniff, sniff* Anyone have any ideas about creative ways to get around it? *grins*
Wed Aug 31, 2005 Reply New Discussion
~Viz
Wed Aug 31, 2005 Reply New Discussion
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