ginginca
Oct 10 2006, 12:58 PM
| | I read a joke on a forum a few months ago and was wanting to find it and share it.
Can anyone recall if it was here on this forum? It was a memo regarding phrases that Indian workers were not allowed to say in their native tongue in front of english speaking co-workers.
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pyost
Oct 10 2006, 02:18 PM
ginginca
Oct 11 2006, 09:40 PM
QUOTE(pyost @ Oct 10 2006, 10:18 AM)  Thank you kindly. I know someone who will find this very funny! 
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