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Hi guys,
    As more and more people get hooked onto the net - from a diverse range of countries, SPAM mails are acquiring a completely new shape as demonstrated by this mail I received today... Add the advantage (or disadvantage) of online translation engines - which produce translations which are almost entirely unlike the original sentences - but not quite. While most of it wouldn't make ANY SENSE at all, it's still worth a try reading through it and decipher something.. i mean I could find some very funny stuff "encoded" in this half-translated mumbo jumbo.. Lets see what you guys come up with - entirely depends on your perception of the sentences.
Give it a shot and prove your decoding abilities tongue.gif

QUOTE
accuracy crabgigawatt could complimentaryastound Walter was at vhf when
that happened evanston. crummy at heidelberg or even ow as in capitoline.
Denis was at detroit when that happened leeds. Deirdre was at elicit when
this happened elevate. thinnish at arctan or even mortgagee as in
diaphanous. Marcia was at geyser when that happened annale. Francisco was
at earthmen when this happened whiten. astronomy at geyser or even
saltbush as in annale. Luis was at tiptoe when that happened obduracy.
saltbush. transparent at conglomerate or even elicit as in galt. Jenna
was at arctan when that happened foulmouth. Bobby was at offenbach when
this happened horsetail. curse at capitoline or even arctan as in
rigorous. Christine was at toccata when that happened oslo. cowman.
impose at rigorous or even tensor as in tailor. Annie was at precarious
when that happened lentil. Bobby was at transition when this happened
salvo. figural at lesotho or even habitat as in sickroom. Dexter was at
bp when that happened aluminate. lesotho. utopian at compatriot or even
thailand as in abeyant. Bennett was at simulate when this happened
quadruple. Denis was at apiece when that happened spinnaker. simulate at
godfrey or even populism as in compatriot. Aimee was at carpentry when
that happened camouflage. mastiff. miracle at abeyant or even leave as in
tensor. Olivia was at doleful when this happened populism. Mathew was at
stupefy when that happened therefrom. presence at barley or even habitat
as in barley. Kelley was at leave when that happened chambermaid. whet.
sidecar at horsetail or even godfrey as in deliquescent. Ramona was at
currant when that happened myeloid. Lavern was at ephesus when this
happened southey. curse at simulate or even stupefy as in rake. dorset.
division at tensor or even grayson as in neuron. Efrain was at adjunct
when that happened doleful. Randal was at myeloid when this happened
staminate. populism at rivet or even buckeye as in miracle. staminate.
lentil at y or even abeyant as in aluminate. populism. barley at racket
or even precarious as in pageant. Jefferey was at precarious when that
happened consternate. Lavonne was at tailor when this happened spinnaker.
impose at planoconcave or even lumen as in stupefy. tailor. horsetail at
heat or even transition as in bursitis. figural. rivet at agee or even
bedspring as in mclean. homeown. iodate at foodstuff or even blackjack as
in sad. Luis was at gottfried when that happened angela. Olivia was at
vassar when this happened bedspring. sanborn at hibernate or even
ethiopia as in calkins.


All I could do was stare at it for a good part of half an hour and then burst out into a massive laughter roll... lolololol... rolleyes.gif

 

 

 


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warbird
Errrrr... What is this????? huh.gif huh.gif The Frankenstein within SPAM? I don't understand a word of it do you guys do? It's English I see but I can't decrypt anymore of it tongue.gif
-=jeroen=-

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mizswantonbomb
wow.
i think thats what happens when people get extremely bored and just feel like writing random stuff about random people in random places. its like a story that never really starts

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patronus4000
LOL. I'd expect spam messages to try to get someone to fall for a trap, like scams or viruses, but this... What's this supposed to do?? Could a person actually get so bored that they string together random words and send it to people? Or maybe... They had to do it for school. XD Our science class sort of had to recently; we were to send these WWF postcards to pretty much everyone in our address books to get points as our teacher was going to mark us based on the points we got. We sent so many random postcards out, we were probably marked off as spammers. But at least our messages were...ah...decipherable English. XD

(Maybe that spam message was about a family. Something about getting a mortgage or a farm or something. *shrug*)

Serena

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Unregistered 011
Haha I get alot of those too for some reason.. I don't know what they're trying to spam lol and I sometimes I get really random stories about people that makes no sense.. Like this guy who got eaten by a tiger and then the guy was in the stomach of the tiger and then the tiger went swimming with whales.. huh

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translector
Check this site and send your spam to them. They say they are recycling. I've sent some of mine.. I think is a good idea. I mean recycling..


Regards,

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foolakadugie
I don't know if that is a translation error. It may just be some form of jabber bot. Either way, it is hilarious. That reminds me of the postmodernism generator. Every time you reload the page it will compose and completely meaningless essay in postmodern gibberish. The funny this is that it can actually be somewhat convincing at first glance. Postmodernism is notorious for having very abstract, vague, pretentious writing, so the site is a form of satire. tongue.gif

you can see it in action here:
http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo

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