Solutions To Simple Problems

Captain Jerry

Jun 1 2006, 04:45 PM

Problems can be very easily solved, if ya' just think simple enough!

1) We dig a moat along the Southern United States, the length of Mexico.

2) We use the dirt to raise the levee's around New Orleans.

3) We wait for this year's hurricane season to fill the moat with rainwater.

4) We put all of Florida's alligators IN the moat!

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miCRoSCoPiC^eaRthLinG

Jun 2 2006, 08:46 AM

And what will this achieve ??

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Jeigh

Jun 2 2006, 10:43 AM

Haaaaaaaaaaaahaha thats awesome, stop illegal immigration (well lower it), help against hurricanes, AND get the gators out of Florida hahaha. Nicely done lol

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miCRoSCoPiC^eaRthLinG

Jun 2 2006, 01:44 PM

Lol.. nice.. immigrate gators and provide illegal immigrants as food !! .. ROCKING

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Captain Jerry

Jun 2 2006, 05:05 PM

QUOTE(Jeigh @ Jun 2 2006, 03:43 AM)

Haaaaaaaaaaaahaha thats awesome, stop illegal immigration (well lower it), help against hurricanes, AND get the gators out of Florida hahaha. Nicely done lol

PMSL ~ I never though about the "feeding" aspect for the aligators! I guess we should look out for our "luggage buddies" too huh?

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yordan

Jun 2 2006, 05:47 PM

QUOTE

stop illegal immigration

Yes, and then, enable chosen immigration.

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Omkar™

Jun 3 2006, 10:41 AM

QUOTE(yordan @ Jun 2 2006, 11:17 PM)

Yes, and then, enable chosen immigration.

And then, do you expect a security guard to be kept on top of Alligators' backs to 'choose' the right immigrants?!

Hilarious brains, Yordan - A petty comment to Einstein!

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techocian

Jun 6 2006, 02:43 AM

The idea makes sense, it could work, and is just 99% of the way to becoming totally bogus. Something tells me though, that the next hurricane wouldn't be traveling all along southern United States all that much...

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Captain Jerry

Jun 6 2006, 02:57 AM

QUOTE(techocian @ Jun 5 2006, 07:43 PM)

The idea makes sense, it could work, and is just 99% of the way to becoming totally bogus. Something tells me though, that the next hurricane wouldn't be traveling all along southern United States all that much...

Hmmm, okay, so maybe there are a few details that we'll need to work out!

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Omkar™

Jun 6 2006, 04:21 AM

QUOTE(Captain Jerry @ Jun 6 2006, 08:27 AM)

Hmmm, okay, so maybe there are a few details that we'll need to work out!

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Well, then, Captain Jerry, I think that solution isn't as simple as it seems after all! Quit working on it now, think of something else, give a change to your Einstein brains!

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