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Beer Translations 1. "You get this round and the next round is on me." I''ll be
leaving before the next round. 2. "I''ll get this round and the next one is on you." Happy
hour is about to end. Beers are now a dollar, but by the next round they''ll be $3.50. 3.
"Hey, where is that friend of yours?" I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get
your attractive friend into a compromising position. 4. "Can I get a glass of white zinfandel."
(female) I''m easy. 5. "Can I get a glass of white zinfandel." (male) I'....
Two Jokes
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Two guys were roaring down a country road on a motorcycle when the driver slowed up and pulled over.
His leather jacket had a broken zipper, and he told his friend, "I can't drive anymore with
the air hitting me in the chest like that." "Just put the jacket on backwards," his friend
advised. They continued down the road but around the next bend, they lost control and wiped out.
Banta came upon the accident and ran to call the police. They asked him, "Are they showing any
signs of life?" "Well," Banta explained, "the driver was until I turned his head arou....
Blonde Jokes
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Here are some blonde jokes: Two blondes were driving down the road. On both sides of the roads are
corn fields. Suddenly they see a blonde in the middle of a field in a row boat. The driver turned
to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!" Then, the
other blonde says "Yeah, I know. If I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her." ---
Three blondes walk into a bar. You thikn one of them would have seen it. --- And heres one I found
on the net: QUOTE A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She ....
Jokes About Immigrance
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Immigration control: -Name? -Abdul Saiid Wahad... -Sex? -Four times a week... -No, no - male,
female? -Male, female, sometimes camel... And another one: Immigration control: -Name? -Abdul
Saiid Wahad... -Sex? -Yes, please...
Notice from infamousflame:
These are in very bad taste, don't post something like this again.
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Jokes
good mood is a key to your better health (1)
What kind of jokes do you like? (black humor, low-class jokes, short jokes, english jokes...) What
jokes are most popular in your county? In my country the most popular are about new russians or a
boy called "Petriukas"... also we have many jokes from soviet union about their animatad, historical
charecters /smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" />....
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