Take in mind that the following signatures are Tech-related, cause I like tech stuff.
Signatures:
1) One picture is worth 128K words.
2)The UNIX philosophy basically involves giving you enough rope to
hang yourself. And then a couple of feet more, just to be sure.
3)The difference between Microsoft and 'Jurassic Park':
In one, a crazy businessman makes a lot of money with beasts that should be
extinct. The other one is a film.
4)The gates in my computer are AND, OR and NOT; they are not Bill.
5)Windows 98: Not Plug & Play, but Bug & Pay!
6)Windows 98: Use for 98 days and throw it away!
7)import xmlrpclib
srv = xmlrpclib.Server('http://www.microsoft.com/')
for employee in srv.MainDepartment.personnel(): srv.fireEmployee(employee)
8)Question:What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous?
Answer: A canary with the super-user password.
9)Linux doesn't need no viruses. The users **** up the system by themselves.
10)Press any key to continue, or any other key to cancel.
11)Lost packet, 42 bytes, last seen on a saturated OC3, reward $$$.
12)Why do geeks think Halloween and Christmas occur on the same day?
Because 31oct = 25dec!
13)There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary
and those who don't.
14)This is an object-oriented system. If we change anything, the users object.
15)C++ is a loaded machine gun pointed at your feet with the safety off.
... these are positively hilarious.
