Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas - my review

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Stupid review, looks like it came from gamefaqs. You should have talked about the girlfriend/gang wars bit.
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Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas - my review

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Set in the early 90's, you have the ability to rule a state, San Andreas. Be the firm dictator of Los Santos (Los Angeles), San Fierro (San Francisco), and Las Venturas (Las Vegas). You can venture through the whole state with virtually no load times, except the ones when entering buildings. There are many cars to drive, trucks, bikes, bicycles, boats, airplanes, and guess what, even a four wheeler. You may notice the new "Fast and Furious" blur of the screen when venturing at high speeds, then fall off a cliff and in water and think, **** I DIED. Then you realize, hey my guy is treading water, oh **** you can swim! Ironic huh, the first game where you can swim has a black dude in it, niggers don't like the water!.. You now have stats for each type of weapon, driving, swimming, and you can gain muscle or body fat and lift weights and work out. You can buy your own clothes and tatoos.. You can play pool in a bar or mini-games in an Arcade, you can dance in a club or on the beach even! It's like a rpg. Well, it is. In the missions, you run Grove St. then eventually take over the whole side of the state and progress further. You also have a girlfriend who you woo and stay for coffee overnight if you play your cards right.

And the most ****in.. awesome thing about this game... TWO PLAYER MODE.

I would rate this game, but it jumps off the charts.. what else is there to say?
Besides, who doesn't like running around with two sawn off shot guns (when you advance in levels with some weapons you can do better stuff) shooting niggers' heads off. I mean, really now?


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spickid101
ahaha lol that happened to me too, i feel off my helicopter and fell into the water!

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troopster
i bought gta:SA when it first came out and im still playing it once you beat once its fun to use cheats and go back through it.
GOOD POINTS
.Great graphics
.Takes place in the past(which usely only war games do)
.manny gunns and iteractive points
.you buy and unlock many different clothes
.not to hard but not to easy
.manny othere games
.a lot of features like gambling and selling cars
.manny different types of cars (my personal favorite is the voodo)
.hydrolics and paintjobs and a lot of othere things for you low riders.
.GANG WARS
.the story line

BAD POINTS
.NONE







Heres my rating: 20 out of 10 its a must play

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kenjvalip
Yes... cool, san andreas is a really cool sequel to vice city. I enjoy playing it sleepless nights and ohhhh. hehehe. You play as CJ yup... and your mother was murdered, uhmmm... The cars where great and there is a great improvement in the physics. There are many cool new stuff, and strong guns... I enjoy this game very much and I recommend you start playing it, the map goes very very big!!!

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vladtepesdrac
Ya San Andreas is a really sweet game! I love being able to fly in airplanes and like with the jetpack and stuff! Really awesome game even if you just wanna mess around for a bit tongue.gif

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Balo00
Okay. San Andreas..

Awsome game, weapons are nice, the game features and length is nice,

But the anyone here feel that the game gets

Repetively annoying?

The missions, anyone play the zero missions yet? oh man.... RED BARON...annoying..

if someone can tell me how to beat it.... much love to ya

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JonYankee2000
This game is byfar a step up from others and is one of the greatest games yet....though i do think it could have more culturally diverse but hey...what can ya do

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dzine
Let's look at the downsides.


1) On the Ps2 it's really dark! you need Nightvision or something.

2) The game play is worse than GTA 3's.

3) The missions are basically copies of GTA:VC, there are some new ones that's it. mostly mediocre

4) The graphics are BAD, compared to GTA:VC on the xbox or PC.

5) I don't like the ps2 controller ohmy.gif

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ebbinger_413
is san andreas ever going to be released for pc ? or is it just gonna be stuck on the ps2 consol ?....

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Luna Dragon
I believe Rockstar Games is going to release a PC version of GTA:SA like they released a version for GTA:VC.

Just for the record, I'm a girl... and yes, I've played both VC and SA. I like how SA is set up more like an RPG, with the stats that you can alter based on your gameplay. I like VC's radio stations better, but then again I'm a lazy bum who'd rather run around the city than try to pull off a carjacking!!! LOL

A downside of having the stats is that you have to feed yourself to replenish energy... there goes my money which was going to be used for other things!!! At least you can swim, though... I hated falling into the water in VC and then dying.

And even though I'm a girl, I have no problem with killing CPU females - they're all just trashy little.. um.. street walkers, yeah!!! LOL

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Dark Aphalite
Stupid review, looks like it came from gamefaqs. You should have talked about the girlfriend/gang wars bit.

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Killer008r
I am sure that all of you have read the Recent scandal and I killer008r, the former tech guru on Astahot, untill I became a GM for WoW (tongue.gif and I'm only 16) am here to rant about that scandle

So if you have to download the Patch to make sex scene veiwable what makes the patch any different from the Laura Croft and the Sims nude patches? Why haven't games such as Leisure Suit Larry MCL (the new one) and The Playboy Mansion gotten the boot from stores, not to mention why are they not rated Adult, they are rated mature like San Andreas, although they are worse habited.

Leisure Suit Larry has a cheat built into the game,(mind you, you don't have to download somthing extra) that lets all the Female characters become nude and in practially every cut-scene there is either rude sexual remarks, or Larry is having sex with someone and it is still on store shelves and still rated M when I think it is worse sexually, and racially discriminating than GTA:SA.

Playboy Mansion is like drunk Sims on crack, you can make the Playmates Strip down to their undies and topless, and if you really want to theres a patch (mind you this is the EXACT SAME THING as why they are giving GTE:SA the boot) that lets you take of the Playmates panties (you can already have them topless). And this game is only rated M. Dosen't it make you think about why they haven't been given the AO rating but SA which has a patch that kids have to go online to download and they have to Search on the torrent sites (since right now thats the only place I could find it, and before you say anything I'm not that big of a pervert, I just heard of the scandle and wanted to see how hard it was to find that patch, and although I found it there were no seeds and the server was down.)

You people might be thinking, but the kids parents would know better than to buy games such as TPbM and LSLMCL. You would be correct, but if they know better than to buy those M rated games for their children, shouldn't they be the blame for getting a game that for years has created massive amounts of controversy. And finnaly If they would keep all this out of the news I bet close to 100% of the world wouldn't know about this patch, and almost 40% of America would be trying to ban the game off our shelves because they bought it for their children and didn't think that the game had correct morals for their 10-11 year old kid who wanted the game for his/her birthday and their parents bought it, and yet they blame the producers and the manufacturs of the game for making them buy it for their kid.

I'm done ranting, have any comments? Feel free to PM I like hearing about how you enjoyed or disliked my rant.

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KingToneNJ
in all fairness i have not heard one bad thing about the killing of humans in FABLE!!!

i mean i had the choice of killing my sister with a pick axe, a sword, skorms bow, or arkens crossbow...i mean the choices were so hard that i decided to kill her with a level 4 FIREBALL!!!!!!

it was sweet!!!

now im thinkin about OFFin my sister!!! but first i need to acquire the technology of a homemade FIREBALL!!

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KingToneNJ
GameDuke: look, the fact is games dont kill people, just becuz someone kills innocent people in a videogame doesnt mean he should copy it, even 10 year olds know the difference between reality and fiction


I agree up to the last part. You maybe around alot of "in tune" people in your life but, there are lots of people even adults who still can't tell the difference between a game and reality. It's sad really but, that fact is the world is mostly made of morons.


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KingToneNJ
I live in the U.S. and I've never seen a commercial for RE4, it's probably just that I don't watch stations that host those commercials... then again, I don't watch much TV at all except when a baseball game is on...

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