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tansqrx
Microsoft can come up with some of the weirdest and funniest (at least to me) articles. Just ran across this one today.

http://support.microsoft.com/kb/555375

And my all time favorite

http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/c...en/kidtalk.mspx

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twitch
Hilarious. No-wonder Microsoft are going doen in the world. biggrin.gif

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xboxrulz
wow, Microsoft is lagging in teen speak, when it comes to13375P34K. It's because most of us teens no longer use 13375p34k because it's very inconvenient.

I rarely use 13375p34k myself. Yet, I use words derived from 13375p34k like pwned! w00t! noob and such.

I use more things like lol, lmao, brb, afk, and such.

Microsoft seriously need to update their kidtalk because most teens no longer use 13375p34k.

xboxrulz

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Sarah81
Hehehe - love Microsoft's guide to leetspeak. It was so totally relevant ... years ago. *grins* And I can't help but picture some teen's father sitting down with him or her and a laptop and going, "Okay, so what are you saying when you type ..."? Hehe. Communication in the 21st century.

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Retaining
Those are pretty funny. The leetspeak one is good, it's been around for a little while. The other one is just classic. I guess there are people who don't understand how to ask a question on a message board...

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