PUNKANGEL
Nov 20 2005, 08:50 PM
| | A blonde walks into a store. She finds a great TV and goes up to the clerk.
"Sir, I'd like to buy that TV over there."
"Sorry, we don't sell those to blondes."
What? she thought.
So, she dyes her hair red and goes back again.
"Sir, I'd like to buy that TV over there."
"I'm sorry, we don't sell those to blondes."
Uggh! This was really getting on her nerves!
So, *sigh* she dyes her hair brown and goes back AGAIN.
"Sir...I'd really like to buy that TV over there."
"...I'm sorry...we don't sell those to blondes."
"AHHHH! HOW DID YOU KNOW I'M A BLONDE?!!!!"
"Well...because that's a microwave...not a uh-"TV"." |
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HTML_Guru
Nov 20 2005, 08:51 PM
Hehe... nice joke... Funny thing, I knew that joke and posted it in a different forum. A little different wording, but same idea.
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KonVicKt
Nov 21 2005, 07:27 PM
QUOTE(PUNKANGEL @ Nov 20 2005, 12:50 PM) A blonde walks into a store. She finds a great TV and goes up to the clerk.
That kind of ruins the joke, because if the narrator says it's a tv than it must be a tv
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HTML_Guru
Nov 22 2005, 01:37 AM
Exactly... like I said, I knew and have told the joke earlier, and the key thing to say is, QUOTE "A blonde is walking by a shop one day, when she sees an item she likes..." You see? That continues the joke. Well, anyways, it's still OKAY...
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warbird
Jan 20 2006, 02:06 PM
Hehe, it's stay nice always. I already knew it. But instead of a blonde we in Holland use to tell it about a belgium guy, who everytime gets back, disguised as American of example (with hotdog and baseballcap) or German (with beer and sausages) Anyway, it's still nice  -=jeroen=-
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abhiram
Jan 20 2006, 03:30 PM
QUOTE Hehe, it's stay nice always. I already knew it. But instead of a blonde we in Holland use to tell it about a belgium guy, who everytime gets back, disguised as American of example (with hotdog and baseballcap) or German (with beer and sausages)
Anyway, it's still nice Hehe ... reminds me of the Sardarji jokes in India. I'll bet this can be easily ported to any character .
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Elzear
Jun 4 2006, 03:06 AM
lol that was a good one got anymore of those.
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FeedBacker
Dec 28 2007, 12:58 AM
Ha thats a good one...I told it to my family and they laughed so hard!
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srgates91
Jan 12 2008, 01:43 PM
ROFL Lol that was a really good joke
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