1. User is a person who steps on the rake
> 2. Dummy is a user who did not step on the rake as yet and so he is sure that there are no rakes at all.
> 3. Luser is a user who regularly steps on the rake, but who is still sure that no rakes exist.
> 4. Narrow specialist is a user who has mastered in stepping on the same rake.
> 5. Programmer is a person for whom in the process of stepping on the rake the most important thing is the result. Getting tired of stepping on somebody's rake he invents his own rake.
> 6. Advanced programmer is a programmer who steps on the same rake no more then twice.
> 7. Copyright is a concept, which limits the number of available rakes by the financial abilities of the user.
> 8. Gamer is a user for whom in stepping on the rake the most important is the process itself. As a rule the gamer cannot make the rake of his own.
> 9. Cheater is special kind of gamers, who prefers rakes with soft pads and usually does not step on the same rake more then once.
> 10. Hacker is a person who can step on the rake even if it's hidden in a shed and locked by a pad-lock.
> 11. Hacker idealist is a noble fighter for the everyone's right to step on the unlimited number of rakes.
> 12. Microsoft is a corporation, worldwide leader in manufacturing the rakes.
> 13. Bill Gates is a mythical creature from programmers' folklore. Malicious spirit who is the patron of the rakes.
> 14. Upgrade is a never-ending process of spending money on buying new rakes, each of which hurts more then previous.
> 15. Beta version is a version where rake could be seen from the first glance.
> 16. Release is a version where the rake is hidden under the leaves.
> 17. Versions compatibility is a principle, which insures that the new version of rake hits the same spot as the previous one.
> 18. Assembler is a programming language which enables stepping on the rake several millions times per second.
> 19. Local Area Network is a technology, which enables an opportunity to get hit even if somebody else has stepped on the rake.
> 20. Internet is a technology, which enables one to step on a rake even if the rake is located on the other side of the globe.
> 21. Lamer is a user, who concideres himself a very advanced user. He thinks he knows all the rakes in the world and knows how to avoid them. Usually steps on the rake even where there is no rake at all.
> 22. Multitasking is a concept which enables one to step on several rakes simalteniously.
> 23 . SysAdmin (System Administrator) is a person who gets hit when any user steps on the rake
