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Linux, Apple And Windows - Not a joke actually, it's reality :P

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Linux, Apple And Windows - Not a joke actually, it's reality :P

warbird
Ok, here it goes, some guy said this once, I can't remember who but it's quite funny, so I just wanted it to share:

All I learned on the MIT was this:
Linux/Unix - You think it doesn't work, but if you ask the right smartass for it, it works.
Apple - You think it work, but it doesn't.
Windows - You think it doesn't work, and it doesn't tongue.gif

Hope you liked it.

-=jeroen=-

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miCRoSCoPiC^eaRthLinG
Lol. Good one dude laugh.gif

I'll add my all-time favourite to the Screw-Windows-Bad list wink.gif

Linux: What Windows will NEVER BE.

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Jeigh
Hahaha good stuff. I like that biggrin.gif I used to have an awesome little saying about those 3 as well but I forget it sad.gif which sucks because it alwys used to make me laugh... ah well if I randomly remember it I'll throw it up

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Pina
I use windows and be really if you ask linux to do the same of windows, forget! In my school we have linux and nobody is happy with him.

In my home I use Windows but I'm tentad to try Mac. Mac Os X Tiger looks very good with some good features and apple is improve every day. iPod is an example or the Dashboard with the widgets.

I don't know what will be the future but Windows Vista is bad, really bad.

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Quatrux
This is a short and funny joke biggrin.gif I like it and I think were are plenty of this kind of jokes, personally I think I am to lazy to search for those and read them or maybe it is just the time lack, but I will need to remember this one. biggrin.gif

Well, it is everyone personal taste what to use, just that I think when you get used to something it is hard to change or you think that it is good, until you did not try the over thing for some time. wink.gif

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xboxrulz
lol, and it's so true!

Pina, you're lucky that your school runs Linux, in Canada, most schools run Windows and most people here are infested by Windows.

I'm one of the lucky ones who escaped the infestation (partially).

xboxrulz

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Alexandre Cisneiros
This one is old, but here we go:

"I saw in the box: 'Requires Microsoft Widnows XP of better', so I used Linux!"

=P

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xboxrulz
ya, it's really old, that's why manufacturers now put Windows XP or greater version.

xboxrulz

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inconnu
Talented indeed are those people who makes up these jokes; they are so good at entertaining others with stories that does not even have to be true.

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